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Brine & Despair Co. presents: Salty Seymour V-Neck

Bad Mascots V-Neck by vonKowen

$18.9527% off

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Dressier than a t-shirt yet casual and stylishly fitted. Designed as the ideal blank canvas for your favorite design, this 100% cotton preshrunk V-neck is perfect for days when you need to change it up.

Product Information

Men's Regular V-Neck

Chest SizeInchesCentimeters
S32"-35"81-88
M35"-39"88-99
L39"-43"99-109
XL43"-47"109-119
2XL47"-50"119-127

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Dressier than a t-shirt yet casual and stylishly fitted. This 100% cotton preshrunk V-neck is perfect for days when you need to change it up. Due to print sizing, design image may appear smaller on larger garment sizes.

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Product Features
  • Sustainably sourced cotton plus recycled poly rPET blend
  • Soft feel and lightweight
  • Offset carbon footprint
  • Unisex sizing to fit all people
  • Ethically made, sweatshop-free
  • Designed by a freelance artist
Product Details
  • 100% cotton solid colors (90% cotton, 10% polyester heathers)
  • 1x1 inch slight v-neck collar
  • Satin label
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Semi-fitted with short sleeves
  • Medium weight
  • To keep your designs looking their best turn shirt inside out, wash in cool water, and tumble dry low
About this Design

A cartoonish snail with a large spiral shell and a drippy, exaggerated expression holds a salt shaker sprinkling salt. It sits atop scattered salt crystals with the words 'Brine & Despair Co. SALTWORKS' above and below, styled in a playful font. The monochromatic color scheme and bold outlines give it a distinctive, humorous character.

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vonKowen

@vonkowen

Premium quality table salt. 100% organic, highly corrosive, and guaranteed to ruin your day. Seymour knows exactly what he’s doing, and he’s doing it anyway, like a true champion of self-sabotage. Seasoned to perfection with a pinch of pure despair.

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