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Brine & Despair Co. presents: Salty Seymour Longsleeve T-Shirt

Bad Mascots Longsleeve T-Shirt by vonKowen

$18.9527% off

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This custom kids long sleeve t-shirt is 100% cotton with the exception of heathers (heather grey, for example, is 90% cotton, 10% polyester). Fabric laundered, Set-in 1x1 inch collar, cuffed sleeve Satin label

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Kids Longsleeve T-Shirt

Chest SizeInchesCentimeters
XS (6-7)26"-28"66-71
S (8)28"-30"71-76
M (10-12)30"-32"76-81
L (14-16)32"-34"81-86
XL (18-20)34"-36"86-91

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Product Features
  • Sustainably sourced cotton plus recycled poly rPET blend
  • Soft feel and lightweight
  • Offset carbon footprint
  • Unisex sizing to fit all people
  • Ethically made, sweatshop-free
  • Designed by a freelance artist
About this Design

A cartoonish snail with a large spiral shell and a drippy, exaggerated expression holds a salt shaker sprinkling salt. It sits atop scattered salt crystals with the words 'Brine & Despair Co. SALTWORKS' above and below, styled in a playful font. The monochromatic color scheme and bold outlines give it a distinctive, humorous character.

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vonKowen

@vonkowen

Premium quality table salt. 100% organic, highly corrosive, and guaranteed to ruin your day. Seymour knows exactly what he’s doing, and he’s doing it anyway, like a true champion of self-sabotage. Seasoned to perfection with a pinch of pure despair.

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