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Brine & Despair Co. presents: Salty Seymour Rug

Bad Mascots Rug by vonKowen

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100% polyester chenille. Available in five sizes, including 5' round. Stiff, lay-flat design and coated backing prevent bunching and sliding. Hemmed edges for durability. Measurements are width x height in feet.

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100% polyester chenille. Available in five sizes, including 5' round. Stiff, lay-flat design and coated backing prevent bunching and sliding. Hemmed edges for durability. Measurements are width x height in feet.

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Product Features
  • Designed by an independent artist
  • Premium materials and finishes
  • Vibrant, fade-resistant print
  • Ethically made, sweatshop-free
About this Design

A cartoonish snail with a large spiral shell and a drippy, exaggerated expression holds a salt shaker sprinkling salt. It sits atop scattered salt crystals with the words 'Brine & Despair Co. SALTWORKS' above and below, styled in a playful font. The monochromatic color scheme and bold outlines give it a distinctive, humorous character.

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vonKowen

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Premium quality table salt. 100% organic, highly corrosive, and guaranteed to ruin your day. Seymour knows exactly what he’s doing, and he’s doing it anyway, like a true champion of self-sabotage. Seasoned to perfection with a pinch of pure despair.

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