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I MOVE AT THE SPEED OF EVENTUAL T-Shirt

by Oiyo
$1535% off

Was $22.95 · You save $7.95

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A no-frills, standard tee for t-shirt originalists. The unisex fit is classic and boxy, like t-shirts were meant to be. Think of this as the well-loved tee you'd find at a resale shop from the era of iconic 90's tees.

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Classic T-shirt

Chest SizeInchesCentimeters
S32"-34"81-86
M35"-38"88-96
L39"-42"99-106
XL43"-46"109-116
2XL47"-50"119-127
3XL51"-54"129-137
4XL55"-58"139-147
5XL59"-62"149-157

Description

The classic t-shirt features boxy, classic fit. Solid colors: 100% Preshrunk jersey knit 5.3 oz/yd² cotton. Due to print sizing, design image may appear smaller on larger garment sizes.

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Product Features
  • Sustainably sourced cotton plus recycled poly rPET blend
  • Soft feel and lightweight
  • Offset carbon footprint
  • Unisex sizing to fit all people
  • Ethically made, sweatshop-free
  • Designed by a freelance artist
Product Details
  • Classic unisex fit, and vintage look with a relaxed body
  • Classic mid-heavy-weight fabric
  • 100% sustainably grown and ethically harvested US Cotton
  • Gildan Heavy Cotton
  • 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • 7/8" rib collar
  • To keep your designs looking their best turn shirt inside out, wash in cool water, and tumble dry low
About this Design

A whimsical illustration shows a cowboy sloth riding a large snail through a pastoral landscape. The sloth, dressed in a western hat and clothing, exudes calmness. Above and below the scene, text reads 'I MOVE AT THE SPEED OF EVENTUAL', adding humor to the slow-paced imagery. The detailed black and white style gives the image a vintage feel with a comic twist.

Oiyo

@Oiyo

Why rush when eventually gets the job done? This “I MOVE AT THE SPEED OF EVENTUAL.” design features a sloth riding a snail the ultimate partnership in taking life one hilariously slow step at a time. It's a perfect blend of absurd humor, adorable animal art, and relatable procrastination. Funny, clever, and overflowing with laid back energy, this design celebrates slow living, patience, and refusing to be rushed by the world's unrealistic expectations. Whether you're a proud procrastinator, a sloth enthusiast, or simply appreciate quirky visual comedy, this design is guaranteed to get laughs.

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