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I MOVE AT THE SPEED OF EVENTUAL Greeting Card

by Oiyo
$9.4514% off

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Our greeting cards have your full-color design printed on the front, while the inside and back of the card is blank. Made of a heavyweight Mohawk Bright White paper stock, folded in the middle. They come in packs of 3, 5, and 10; complete with envelopes.

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Product Information: Greeting Card Packs

These greeting card packs feature a design printed front with a blank inside and back of the card so you can customize your message to your liking. Each card measures 5in x 7in and is made of a heavyweight Mohawk Bright White paper stock, folded in the middle.

Available in packs of 3, 5, and 10; complete with white envelopes measuring 5.25in x 7.25in with a standard moisture based seal.

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About this Design

A whimsical illustration shows a cowboy sloth riding a large snail through a pastoral landscape. The sloth, dressed in a western hat and clothing, exudes calmness. Above and below the scene, text reads 'I MOVE AT THE SPEED OF EVENTUAL', adding humor to the slow-paced imagery. The detailed black and white style gives the image a vintage feel with a comic twist.

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@Oiyo

Why rush when eventually gets the job done? This “I MOVE AT THE SPEED OF EVENTUAL.” design features a sloth riding a snail the ultimate partnership in taking life one hilariously slow step at a time. It's a perfect blend of absurd humor, adorable animal art, and relatable procrastination. Funny, clever, and overflowing with laid back energy, this design celebrates slow living, patience, and refusing to be rushed by the world's unrealistic expectations. Whether you're a proud procrastinator, a sloth enthusiast, or simply appreciate quirky visual comedy, this design is guaranteed to get laughs.

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