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Effin' Birds, created by Aaron Reynolds, pairs elegant illustrations of birds with the most unexpected, foul-beaked captions you’ll read. These absurd portrayals of avian behavior will certainly make people chirp when you wear them t-shirts, hoodies, and more.
  1. I am a goddamned nightmare
    I am a goddamned nightmare by effinbirds
  2. thank the fuckin lord for booze DARK TEXT
    thank the fuckin lord for booze DARK TEXT by effinbirds
  3. fuck a doodle boooo
    fuck a doodle boooo by effinbirds
  4. once a dumbass motherfucker, always a dumbass motherfucker (dark text)
    once a dumbass motherfucker, always a dumbass motherfucker (dark text) by effinbirds
  5. can you spare a moment to fuck off_ light text
    can you spare a moment to fuck off_ light text by effinbirds
  6. fuckin wow dark text
    fuckin wow dark text by effinbirds
  7. fuckin wow light text
    fuckin wow light text by effinbirds
  8. please consider therapy or fucking off light text
    please consider therapy or fucking off light text by effinbirds
  9. WHEN THIS SHIT IS ALL OVER I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE DICK dark text
    WHEN THIS SHIT IS ALL OVER I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE DICK dark text by effinbirds
  10. no thanks fuck this (dark text)
    no thanks fuck this (dark text) by effinbirds
  11. honestly I'm not sure what the fuck I expected (dark text)
    honestly I'm not sure what the fuck I expected (dark text) by effinbirds
  12. no thanks fuck this (light text)
    no thanks fuck this (light text) by effinbirds
  13. put that suggestion back in your butt (light text)
    put that suggestion back in your butt (light text) by effinbirds
  14. put that suggestion back in your butt (dark text)
    put that suggestion back in your butt (dark text) by effinbirds
  15. oopsie fuckin daisy  I guess (dark text)
    oopsie fuckin daisy I guess (dark text) by effinbirds
  16. AI art can fuck off
    AI art can fuck off by effinbirds
  17. I love you but you're kind of a dumbass (dark text)
    I love you but you're kind of a dumbass (dark text) by effinbirds
  18. excuse me what the fuck (light text)
    excuse me what the fuck (light text) by effinbirds
  19. excuse me what the fuck (dark text)
    excuse me what the fuck (dark text) by effinbirds
  20. it's gonna be a long-ass fuckin' day (dark text)
    it's gonna be a long-ass fuckin' day (dark text) by effinbirds
  21. it's gonna be a long-ass fuckin' day (light text)
    it's gonna be a long-ass fuckin' day (light text) by effinbirds
  22. christ on a fucking bicycle what the fuck is this shit
    christ on a fucking bicycle what the fuck is this shit by effinbirds
  23. fuck deadlines dark text
    fuck deadlines dark text by effinbirds
  24. in case you were thinking about fucking off, you definitely should light text
    in case you were thinking about fucking off, you definitely should light text by effinbirds
  25. in case you were thinking about fucking off, you definitely should dark text
    in case you were thinking about fucking off, you definitely should dark text by effinbirds
  26. au revoir to your bullshit light text
    au revoir to your bullshit light text by effinbirds
  27. au revoir to your bullshit dark text
    au revoir to your bullshit dark text by effinbirds
  28. fuck deadlines light text
    fuck deadlines light text by effinbirds
  29. thank the fuckin lord for booze LIGHT TEXT
    thank the fuckin lord for booze LIGHT TEXT by effinbirds
  30. once a dumbass motherfucker, always a dumbass motherfucker (light text)
    once a dumbass motherfucker, always a dumbass motherfucker (light text) by effinbirds
  31. well, today's gonna be a bucket of shit dark text
    well, today's gonna be a bucket of shit dark text by effinbirds
  32. unfortunately I am too busy to listen to your bullshit today dark text
    unfortunately I am too busy to listen to your bullshit today dark text by effinbirds
  33. unfortunately I am too busy to listen to your bullshit today light text
    unfortunately I am too busy to listen to your bullshit today light text by effinbirds
  34. well, today's gonna be a bucket of shit light text
    well, today's gonna be a bucket of shit light text by effinbirds
  35. announcing the arrival of lord bumblefuck of shitburg dark text
    announcing the arrival of lord bumblefuck of shitburg dark text by effinbirds
  36. announcing the arrival of lord bumblefuck of shitburg light text
    announcing the arrival of lord bumblefuck of shitburg light text by effinbirds
  37. you sure do have some shitty opinions! light text
    you sure do have some shitty opinions! light text by effinbirds
  38. you sure do have some shitty opinions! dark text
    you sure do have some shitty opinions! dark text by effinbirds
  39. can you spare a moment to fuck off_ dark text
    can you spare a moment to fuck off_ dark text by effinbirds
  40. WHEN THIS SHIT IS ALL OVER I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE DICK light text
    WHEN THIS SHIT IS ALL OVER I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE DICK light text by effinbirds
  41. please consider therapy or fucking off dark text
    please consider therapy or fucking off dark text by effinbirds
  42. honestly I'm not sure what the fuck I expected (light text)
    honestly I'm not sure what the fuck I expected (light text) by effinbirds
  43. world's biggest dipshit (dark text)
    world's biggest dipshit (dark text) by effinbirds
  44. world's biggest dipshit (light text)
    world's biggest dipshit (light text) by effinbirds
  45. your hot take can eat my ass (dark text)
    your hot take can eat my ass (dark text) by effinbirds
  46. your hot take can eat my ass (light text)
    your hot take can eat my ass (light text) by effinbirds
  47. someone really has their dick in a knot today (light text)
    someone really has their dick in a knot today (light text) by effinbirds
  48. someone really has their dick in a knot today (dark text)
    someone really has their dick in a knot today (dark text) by effinbirds

Effin' Birds is the brainchild of author Aaron Reynolds, who brings an unexpected twist to the world of bird illustrations. At first glance, the designs in this collection are seemingly tame depictions of animals, but a closer look reveals unfiltered expressions, witty insults, and the best swear words. Effin' Birds stands out with its clever captions and satirical take on our fine feathered friends. Prepare to be delighted and amused by Aaron's humorous and unapologetically candid portrayals of birds like you've never seen before.