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Live Laugh Lie to the Police Water Bottle

Bad Mascots Water Bottle by TheWestwood

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A slim 20 oz bottle built to fit standard cup holders. 18/8 stainless steel with double wall vacuum insulation that keeps drinks hot or cold for 12-24 hours. Spill-resistant twist top lid. Full wraparound print, top to bottom. Hand wash only.

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Product Features
  • Designed by an independent artist
  • High-quality print, built to last
  • Ethically produced
  • Ships flat or rolled, ready to display
Product Details
  • 18/8 stainless steel, 20 oz capacity
  • Double wall vacuum insulated - keeps liquids hot or cold for 12-24 hours
  • Spill-resistant twist top lid
  • Slim profile fits standard cup holders
  • Full wraparound, top-to-bottom print
  • Dimensions: 10.25" H x 2.65" rim x 2.65" base
  • Weight: 0.9 lbs
  • Available in white
  • Hand wash only. Do not microwave. Not dishwasher safe.
About this Design

A cartoonish yellow flower with a smiling face, its arms resting under its chin. It's surrounded by colorful stars. Below, bold text reads 'LIVE. LAUGH. LIE TO THE POLICE' in pink and purple, likely meant to convey a humorous, rebellious tone.

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TheWestwood

@thewestwood

Live. Laugh. Lie to the Police. This impossibly sweet little flower mascot pairs kawaii positivity with some spectacularly questionable life advice. Cute enough for a motivational poster, irresponsible enough for the Bad Mascots challenge, it mixes pastel flower power, retro cartoon charm, anti-authority humor, and chaotic meme energy into one deceptively wholesome package.

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