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I MOVE AT THE SPEED OF EVENTUAL Pullover Hoody

by Oiyo
$74.95

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Color: Cool Heather Grey

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Stanley/Stella 100% organic cotton face with super soft brushed interior (80% Organic Cotton / 20% Recycled Poly blend). Features a double-lined hood, metal-tip drawstrings, and twin-needle stitching. Fabric washed for elevated quality and durability.

Product Information

Premium Fleece Pullover Hoody

Chest SizeInchesCentimeters
XS37"-39"93-99
S39"-41"99-104
M42"-44"106-111
L45"-47"114-119
XL49"-51"124-129
2XL52"-55"132-139
3XL56"-59"142-149
4XL60"-63"152-160
5XL64"-67"162-170

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100% organic cotton face with super soft brushed interior (80% Organic Cotton / 20% Recycled Poly blend). This Stanley/Stella hoodie features a double-lined hood, metal-tip drawstrings, and twin-needle stitching. Fabric washed for elevated quality and durability. Available in sizes for all genders, up to 5XL. Due to print sizing, design image may appear smaller on larger garment sizes.

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Product Features
  • Sustainably sourced cotton plus recycled poly rPET blend
  • Soft feel and lightweight
  • Offset carbon footprint
  • Unisex sizing to fit all people
  • Ethically made, sweatshop-free
  • Designed by a freelance artist
Product Details
  • Made with elevated 3-end Fleece, 100% organic cotton face
  • Interior made of a brushed mix of 80% organic ring spun cotton and 20% recycled polyester
  • Fabric washed
  • 10.3oz / 350 GSM, top yarn 28 Single, heavyweight garment for durability
  • Regular fit with set-in sleeve, 100% cotton, elastane free, 1x1 rib at neck collar, sleeve cuff and bottom hem
  • Twin needle topstitch centered on seam at hem, cuff and armhole
  • Single needle topstitch at neck collar
  • Double-lined self fabric hood with color-matched drawcords
  • Drawcords come with closed end, round, metal tipping and metal eyelets
  • Kangaroo front pouch pocket
  • Herringbone tape at inside self fabric half moon back neck seam
  • Unisex sizing to fit most people
  • Machine wash cold with like colors
About this Design

A whimsical illustration shows a cowboy sloth riding a large snail through a pastoral landscape. The sloth, dressed in a western hat and clothing, exudes calmness. Above and below the scene, text reads 'I MOVE AT THE SPEED OF EVENTUAL', adding humor to the slow-paced imagery. The detailed black and white style gives the image a vintage feel with a comic twist.

Oiyo

@Oiyo

Why rush when eventually gets the job done? This “I MOVE AT THE SPEED OF EVENTUAL.” design features a sloth riding a snail the ultimate partnership in taking life one hilariously slow step at a time. It's a perfect blend of absurd humor, adorable animal art, and relatable procrastination. Funny, clever, and overflowing with laid back energy, this design celebrates slow living, patience, and refusing to be rushed by the world's unrealistic expectations. Whether you're a proud procrastinator, a sloth enthusiast, or simply appreciate quirky visual comedy, this design is guaranteed to get laughs.

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