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I’m not panicking, I’m standing very still T-Shirt

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$13.9539% off

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A no-frills, standard tee for t-shirt originalists. The unisex fit is classic and boxy, like t-shirts were meant to be. Think of this as the well-loved tee you'd find at a resale shop from the era of iconic 90's tees.

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Classic T-shirt

Chest SizeInchesCentimeters
S32"-34"81-86
M35"-38"88-96
L39"-42"99-106
XL43"-46"109-116
2XL47"-50"119-127
3XL51"-54"129-137
4XL55"-58"139-147
5XL59"-62"149-157

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The classic t-shirt features boxy, classic fit. Solid colors: 100% Preshrunk jersey knit 5.3 oz/yd² cotton. Due to print sizing, design image may appear smaller on larger garment sizes.

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Product Features
  • Sustainably sourced cotton plus recycled poly rPET blend
  • Soft feel and lightweight
  • Offset carbon footprint
  • Unisex sizing to fit all people
  • Ethically made, sweatshop-free
  • Designed by a freelance artist
Product Details
  • Classic unisex fit, and vintage look with a relaxed body
  • Classic mid-heavy-weight fabric
  • 100% sustainably grown and ethically harvested US Cotton
  • Gildan Heavy Cotton
  • 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • 7/8" rib collar
  • To keep your designs looking their best turn shirt inside out, wash in cool water, and tumble dry low
About this Design

An illustration shows a capybara standing upright against a nature-inspired background with clouds and a sun. The scene is rendered in a detailed, sketchy style. The capybara looks calm, and beneath it is a humorous caption: 'I'm not panicking, I'm standing very still.' The design plays on a serene and amusing depiction of the animal.

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Oiyo

@Oiyo

“I’m not panicking, I’m standing very still.” A deadpan capybara calmly standing through the chaos, because sometimes pretending nothing is happening is the best strategy. A funny and relatable design for capybara lovers, anxious overthinkers, introverts, and fans of dry, sarcastic humor.

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